Since September 2010, this blog has recorded the journey of this music junkie as I attempt to listen to all the music in my CD collection. CDs revisited in their entirety from start to finish - no skipping tracks, no shuffle. Compact Discs only - no vinyl, no tapes, no files.

Friday, July 29, 2016

George Thorogood & The Destroyers - Greatest Hits: 30 Years Of Rock (2004)


16 track compilation of Thorogood's boogie-blues-rock hybrid. I call it "road house music" and it's perfect for a backyard BBQ with the neighbors (even better when you throw him in a mix with bands like ZZ Top and SRV or musicians he stole from like Muddy Waters and Bo Diddley). Thorogood never enjoyed success on the singles charts, but he's become a staple of classic rock radio. But a little bit goes a long way.

Peak on the US Billboard Top 200 chart: #55

Tracks:
Unless you've got a mix going, I recommend playing only the first 8 tracks.

Personal Memory Associated with this CD: I was a big fan of Bad To The Bone when the video hit the MTV back in '82. Never heard it on the radio back then, tho.



Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Beastie Boys - Paul's Boutique (1989)


This CD arrived at my doorstop, a gift from a reader who couldn't believe that I had never heard it - I simply had to hear it because it's one of the best albums ever! Something you should never say to a contrarian like myself, but I'll try to keep an open mind.

...

I've given it a full listen and come to this conclusion: as disjunct as this thing is, I love the stolen, errr.., I mean sampled grooves, but could do without the whiny rapping over said grooves. Is there an instrumental version available? I can appreciate the pastiche artistry and the fact that it was ground-breaking in the field of sampling, but a little bit goes a long way. By the end of track 5, I was playing a musical version of "Where's Waldo" and trying to identify the sample sources while completely ignoring the lyrics. As we middle-age white guys are wont to say: "I'm hating the player but loving the game."

Early hip-hop music usually sends me scrambling for the source material of the best samples and this album is no different. And, truth be told, I'd rather listen to the Idris Muhammad original. I have no doubt that I'd feel differently if I had heard this album when I was 23 instead of now when I've got a 23 year old son.

Note: the delicious irony of sampling Led Zeppelin on a track titled What Goes Around was not lost on this listener.

The Paul mentioned in the title is Sir Paul McCartney, isn't it? And the last track, B-Boy Bouillabaisse, is their homage to the side 2 of Abbey Road? Bold.

Update: In its 2020 list of The 500 Greatest Albums of All Time, Rolling Stone ranked Paul's Boutique at #125.

Album chart peaks:
  • US Billboard Top 200: #14
  • Billboard R&B: #24

Tracks: My top tracks are High Plains Drifter, Hey Ladies, Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun, and Shadrach (maybe the coolest Biblical allusion ever?).



Personal Memory Associated with this CD: None, although this album dropped just one week before I got my first "real" job and two weeks before my wedding. You could say I had other stuff going on.

I did recognize the tune Car Thief as my buddy Blake played it for me about 10 years ago because he's Ricky Powell (metaphorically).

To my memory, this is the first hip-hop album I've ever listened to in toto, so it's a landmark day here at blog headquarters.

Tuesday, July 26, 2016

Boston (1976)


My summer listening this year is heavily slanted towards 1976, so when I've seen 40-year-old albums in the used CD bins lately, I've been picking them up (expect more in the coming weeks). So while I already owned 5 of these 8 tracks on a Boston compilation disc, here ya go. It's been a blast rolling down the windows in my truck and blasting this music while wearing aviator shades. I'd love to have the wind blowing in my long hair, but that ship sailed long ago as I now need to wear a hat to protect my scalp from the sun. But I digress.

If the term "Corporate Rock" wasn't invented for Boston, the group probably had a hand in it. No matter. Yes, all Boston songs sound pretty much the same, but since I dig said sound, no harm done. The Cars like to joke that they released their greatest hits album as their debut album. Same could easily be said about this album. Tom Scholz usually gets all the Boston press, but Brad Delp had one of the greatest, high-flying voices in rock and roll. It slowly became popular to ridicule the group for its formulaic, arena rock, but contrary to that particular line of revisionist history, many critics originally liked the album.

Press of the time:
  • Rolling Stone: "Boston surfaces from the melting pot as a refreshingly original band."
  • Robert Christgau (C): "When informed that someone has achieved an American synthesis of Led Zeppelin and Yes, all I can do is hold my ears and say gosh."
  • Record World: "fame will not be localized for long"
  • High Fidelity: "we will be hearing more from Boston"
  • CashBox: "an extremely impressive debut effort"
  • Billboard: "an unusually auspicious debut"

Album chart peaks:
  • US Billboard 200: #3
  • CashBox: #2
  • Billboard Pop CD: #5
  • CashBox Top CD: #4

Tracks: All tracks are solid and still in rotation on classic rock stations - yes, all 8. Three hit the Top 40 and if Billboard had a rock chart back then, this album and its songs would have been all over that one, too. My favorite cut is the rockin' boogie Smokin', the b-side to More Than A Feeling with a sweet organ solo, but there's nothing to skip. Like my friend Ron Popeil says, "Set it and forget it!"

Exclusive CD longbox photo courtesy of
Dirk Digglinator of the Hambonian Archives.

This album got the band nominated for the Best New Artist Grammy Award. They famously lost to the Starland Vocal Band.

Personal Memory Associated with this CD: (stolen from a previous post): Anytime I hear Boston music, I'm back in Odessa in the '70s: Winwood Mall, UTPB, summers at the country club pool, Permian football games, the Ector movie theater, etc. The picture below is of my childhood home, taken in August 1978, weeks before my family moved from West Texas to the Gulf Coast. That's my mother's 1975 Pontiac Catalina in the carport.



Previously revisited for the blog:
Greatest Hits (1997)
Don't Look Back (1978)

Monday, July 25, 2016

R.E.M. - Lifes Rich Pageant (1986)


Note: this release was originally purchased as a cassette tape, later replaced by a CD (the original issue, not the subsequent reissues in 1993 and 2011).

Last week, I was motoring along many of the same roads in San Antonio that I traveled back in the summer of 1986 and this album came to mind. A quick stop into a used CD store and 4 bucks later I had the soundtrack for the rest of my visit and most of the ride back home.

The fourth studio album from R.E.M., I thought it rocked harder than any of its predecessors; the change to producer Don Gehman done did the boys some good. The group was no longer a "college radio" band - hell, they practically invented that genre - they had become a rock band. Even though it doesn't contain my favorite R.E.M. single (that would be either Radio Free Europe or Can't Get There From Here), it quickly became my favorite R.E.M. album and has never relinquished that honor.

Press of the time:

Michael Stipe was improving as a lyricist and vocalist, so there's not as much mumbling mushmouth as in previous releases. (As I type this sentence, the horrid lyrics "I believe in coyotes and time as an abstract" from I Believe are playing, making me reconsider what I've just written.)

Album chart peaks:
  • US Billboard 200: #21
  • Billboard Pop CD: #11
  • CashBox CD: #15
  • Rolling Stone: #12

Tracks: let's rank 'em
  1. Begin The Begin
  2. Hyena
  3. Superman
  4. Just A Touch
  5. These Days
  6. Cuyahoga
  7. The Flowers Of Guatemala
  8. Fall On Me
  9. What If We Give It Away
  10. I Believe
  11. Underneath the Bunker
  12. Swan Swan H
Fall On Me has been called "the finest song in the R.E.M. canon" but to me, it doesn't really fit in with the rest of the album. We also get a brief, novelty song in Underneath The Bunker and an awesome cover of Superman, a song originally recorded by the 60's Houston band The Clique. To be honest, I've never heard of The Clique apart from this cover.

For more information on the brief life of the CD longbox,
go visit The Legend of the Longbox.

Personal Memory Associated with this CD: see this previous post

Previously revisited for the blog:
Eponymous (1988)

Sunday, July 24, 2016

Squeeze - Cradle To The Grave (2015)


I'm always up for a new Squeeze CD even though their track record lately hasn't been great. This is somewhat of a return to form for Difford & Tilbrook and I'm glad I picked it up as it's their best album since 1991's Play.

I can't put it any better than Lee Zimmerman from Blurt:
Suffice it to say those looking for an album on the order of early Squeeze classics like Argybargy or East Side Story won’t be disappointed. Packed with winsome melodies, joy and jubilation (made all the more expressive by titles like “Nirvana,” “Beautiful Game,” “Sunny” and the all too appropriate “Top of the Form”), Cradle to the Grave is a stunning example of the brilliance Difford and Tilbrook seemingly command at their fingertips.
What he said. Evidently, the music was written for a BBC series about life in the '70s, Cradle to Grave. Maybe I'll check that out and see how the songs tie into the show. My only complaint is that that the album isn't very consistent, but neither was East Side Story so what do I know?

What's with shirtless male bodybuilders on their album covers? No judgment, just asking if there's a reason or connection.


Peak on the US Billboard Top 200 chart: Did not chart

Tracks: I like the title track, Nirvana, Only 15, Top of the Form, Sunny, and Everything. Not a fan of Beautiful Game or Haywire, but even they have their moments.

Personal Memory Associated with this CD: Don't get me started. I pre-ordered the "Limited Edition" of this CD directly from the group's website. I think the edition contained bonus tracks or was autographed or both or something not really worth $25 but I was willing to pay for anyway. Two weeks later, I received this email:


What the hell? Just print up some more CDs, Matt! That's no way to treat someone who has been a fan of the group for over 30 years. I was so upset, I put the group in time-out and waited 4 months to order this regular copy. Yeah, I know I can stream/purchase files of the bonus tracks other places, but it's just not the same, is it? Especially when your blog is about CDs. Rant over. Has nothing to do with the high quality of the album itself. Carry on.

Previously revisited for the blog:
The Complete BBC Sessions (2008)
Domino (1998)
Ridiculous (1995)
Some Fantastic Place (1993)
Play (1991)
Frank (1989)
Babylon and On (1987)
Cosi Fan Tutti Frutti (1985)
Difford & Tilbrook (1984)
Singles: 45's and Under (1982)
Sweets From A Stranger (1982) and 2008 reissue
East Side Story (1981)
Argybargy (1980) - 1987 reissue and 2008 Deluxe Edition
Cool For Cats (1979)
U.K. Squeeze (1978)


Tuesday, July 19, 2016

Zero 7 - Simple Things (2001)


Fantastic debut downbeat album I didn't discover until 4 years after the fact (with help from the Garden State soundtrack). The chill-out duo gives us some laid back instrumentals but also enlists the aid of vocalists on ten of the 14 tracks. Vocalists vary, but include Sia Furler, Terry Callier, Mozez, and Sophie Barker. Songwriting is outstanding - to me, it all sounds "updated seventies soft rock-ish" if that makes any sense.

This was released too early in the millennium to be rated on Metacritic (one of my go-to websites), so I'm gonna do my own pseudo meta-analysis:

  • Sputnik: This album is more gorgeous than any girl/guy you can ever think of.
  • Allmusic: Simple Things is a debut album that stands on its own as a chilled, subtle collection of organic songs...an accomplished slice of soulful genius that rewards frequent spins.
  • NME: After the dark clouds of trip-hop, 'Simple Things' restakes a genuine claim for downbeat British dance music and is a classic summer record into the bargain. 
  • Rolling Stone: Zero 7 vibe on rare grooves ranging from Roy Ayers' cosmic Seventies jazz to Ray Charles' soul; the result is a warm human funk that counteracts the group's spacy soundscapes.
  • PPCorn: It’s the perfect background music; an album that may not be masterful, but is still a wonderful pleasure.
  • Pitchfork: If you have a CD player that can skip over the vocal tracks, Simple Things is a decent soundtrack to get your freak on.
  • PopMatters: Its inoffensive yet broadly anonymous voice, like buried sounds that haunt us in the supermarket aisle, brushes our consciousness but evaporates all too swiftly.
Well, I thought that was gonna end up with a higher score (around 80), so that backfired on me. Ah, well, won't be trying that stunt again anytime soon.

Peak on the US Billboard Top 200 chart: Did not chart

Tracks: Track 8, In The Waiting Line, is worth the price of the disc by itself. Other top tracks are Destiny, Give It Away, Red Dust, and End Theme, but don't skip any and don't shuffle.

Personal Memory Associated with this CD: None, but I tend to listen to this stuff on rainy days, preferably with a slight chill in the air - the exact opposite of today's weather here at blog HQ:



Previously revisited for the blog:
Yeah Ghost (2009)
The Garden (2006)
When It Falls (2004)


I started this blog back in 2010 as simply a way to keep track of my CDs in an effort to listen to every disc in my collection. More than thirteen hundred posts later, this Zero 7 disc is the final CD to be posted that had a spot in my collection when the blog came into existence.


In the early days, I stuck colored dots onto all my CD cases and have removed them after writing about each CD. It was colorful and simply made it easier for me to keep track of what I'd heard. Now, I just place the "new" CDs on a different shelf and file them accordingly after listening/writing/posting. This Simple Things CD was the last CD remaining with a sticker.


In other words, I've completed my original mission: I've listened to every CD in my collection as it existed September 15, 2010 (plus a few hundred more purchased over the past six years). I didn't plan it this way, but the Zero 7 album When It Falls was one of three CDs I wrote about on the first date of the blog.


Of course it's not The End. But from now on, every CD posted will have been purchased/gifted since September 15, 2010. Stay tuned - we ain't goin' nowhere. But let me bask in the satisfaction of having completed something cuz I don't get to do that often enough.

Sunday, July 17, 2016

Paul McCartney - Memory Almost Full (2007)



Not Sir Paul's best effort. The first release on Sixbucks' Starbucks' Hear Music label, Metacritic has it at 69/100 which is more than I'd give it, but even then it's better than Starbucks' coffee.



"This collection is filled with half-baked ideas and shallow reminiscences, a pair of dated rockers, and one meditation on mortality that manages to be maudlin and bubble-headed at the same time. It smacks of Wings at its goofiest." - The Boston Globe, June 4, 2007

Cool jewel case, but what's this nonsense all about?


A 10 page liner note booklet and 6 of those are pics of McCartney? I'd rather have lyrics at hand. And no track listing to be found anywhere. It's almost as if they'd rather we downloaded files instead of buying a CD.
Say it ain't so.

Peak on the US Billboard Top 200 chart: #3
Peak on the US Billboard Digital Albums chart: #2
Peak on the US Billboard Top Rock Albums chart: #1
Peak on the US Billboard Tastemaker Albums chart: #3

Tracks: Best songs are Dance Tonight. Gratitude, and That Was Me. Not-the-greatest songs include You Tell Me, Mr. Bellamy, and House of Wax.

Personal Memory Associated with this CD: None

Previously revisited for the blog:
New (2013)
Chaos And Creation In The Backyard (2005)
Wingspan: Hits and History (2001)
Flaming Pie (1997)
Unplugged: The Official Bootleg (1991)
All The Best! (1987)
Pipes of Peace (1983)
Tug of War (1982)
Wings at the Speed of Sound (1976)
Band On The Run (1973)

Thursday, July 14, 2016

Dido - Life for Rent (2003)


"MY WIFE BOUGHT WHAT?!?" FORTNIGHT* (JULY 1-14, 2016)

Innocuous soft rock from the UK - if the songwriting were stronger, I'd probably like the thing. Nonetheless, I'm betting there's at least 4 AC hits among this album's 11 tracks.  To the charts reference books! (One moment, please)

...

Dagnabbit, missed it by 1. There were three: White Flag (#4), Don't Leave Home (#22), and Sand In My Shoes (#24) all hit the "Adult Top 40." Note: Billboard doesn't use the word "adult" in the same sense as other parts of the entertainment industry. Being a confessed contrarian, my favorite cuts don't include those three.

Metacritic has it rated at 69/100 - I'd go a little lower, but close enough. Favorite review quote from the defunct dotmusic: "...her bland-o-meter appears to be well and truly busted." This album would still hold up as background music for your next retro-aughts-cocktail party (serve gingertinis or Smirnoff Ice).

Peak on the US Billboard Top 200 chart: #4

Tracks: My favorites are Stoned, Mary's In India and Who Makes You Feel. But, like I've already written, the whole thing won't bother anyone much (except for the fact that there's a hidden track stuck on the end).

Personal Memory Associated with this CD: Dido reminds me of Scrubs, one of the funniest television shows ever conceived. This type of music also reminds me of the Sliding Doors soundtrack.



*I recently unearthed a CD carry case that my wife used to carry in one or more of our three former minivans.  This month, in the spirit of this blog's mission, I'll be listening to that case's contents.

TLC - FanMail (1999)


"MY WIFE BOUGHT WHAT?!?" FORTNIGHT* (JULY 1-14, 2016)

Dadgummit. I thought this was the one with the song Waterfalls on it, but it's the one with No Scrubs on it. Always liked Waterfalls. No Scrubs, on the other hands, is just okay and reminds me of The Sopranos. But it's one of the better songs on this album. Overall, this thing is overly repetitive and hasn't aged well, but it's harmless. If I had been teenage girl in 1999 instead of a 33 year old father of two, I'd most likely feel differently.

mp3.com update: site ultimately dismantled, name sold to CNET,
most content redirected to last.fm, site hasn't been updated in over a year.
Stay tuned. Or not.


Peak on the US Billboard Top 200 chart: #1 (5 non-consecutive weeks)
Peak on Billboard R&B albums chart: #1 (4 non-consecutive weeks)

Tracks: The best song is I Miss You So Much (written and produced by Babyface), also good are the aforementioned No Scrubs, Unpretty, Dear Lie, Don't Pull Out On Me Yet, and Come On Down (written by Diane Warren). Admittedly, those are the more pop-ish tunes, but as a wise man once told me: we like what we like.

Personal Memory Associated with this CD: Nope.




*I recently unearthed a CD carry case that my wife used to carry in one or more of our three former minivans.  This month, in the spirit of this blog's mission, I'll be listening to that case's contents.

Tuesday, July 12, 2016

Ronnie Milsap - 40 #1 Hits (2000)



"MY WIFE BOUGHT WHAT?!?" FORTNIGHT* (JULY 1-14, 2016)


Borrowed from a previous post:

My wife is a big Ronnie Milsap fan, which makes me one by default.  I'm not one for country music, but I'm familiar with all these tunes because of their crossover success on other charts.  Which means I don't mind listening along with the missus.  I worked on the backstage crew at a Milsap concert around 1990 and found him to be great guy (also taller than I had imagined). His backing band and roadies loved him, which tells you everything you need to know about the man.  He also put on a helluva show.

Peak on the US Billboard Top 200 chart: #178

Tracks:
Disc One (23 tracks, 76 minutes):



Song
 Year 
 Country 
 Hot 100 
 AC 
Pure Love19741

Please Don't Tell Me How the Story Ends 1974195
I'd Be a Legend in My Time 19741

Too Late to Worry, Too Blue to Cry 19756101
Daydreams About Night Things 19751

Just in Case 19754

What Goes On When the Sun Goes Down 19761

I'm a Stand by My Woman Man 19761

Let My Love Be Your Pillow 19761

It Was Almost Like a Song 19771167
What a Difference You've Made in My Life 1977180
Only One Love in My Life 197816324
Let's Take the Long Way Around the World 19781

Back On My Mind Again 19792

Nobody Likes Sad Songs
1979
1

Why Don't You Spend the Night 19801

My Heart 19801

Cowboys and Clowns 19801103
Smoky Mountain Rain 19801241
Am I Losing You 19811

There's No Getting Over Me 1981152
I Wouldn't Have Missed It for the World 19811203
Any Day Now 19821141

Disc Two (20 tracks, 79 minutes):
Song
 Year 
 Country 
 Hot 100 
 AC 
He Got You198215915
Inside 19821
27
Stranger in My House 1983523
8
Don't You Know How Much I Love You 198315812
Show Her 1983110317
Still Losing You 19841
29
She Keeps the Home Fires Burning 19851

Lost in the Fifties Tonight 19851
8
Happy, Happy Birthday Baby 19861

In Love 19861

How Do I Turn You On 19861

Snap Your Fingers 19871

Make No Mistake She's Mine 19871
42
Where Do the Nights Go 19871

Don't You Ever Get Tired (Of Hurting Me)
1989
1

A Woman in Love
1989
1

Stranger Things Have Happened
1990
2

Since I Don't Have You
1991
6
25
Livin' on Love
2000



Time, Love & Money
2000
57


Note: I was lazy, didn't do my due diligence and just copied the above chart info from wikipedia so please let me know if I need to change anything.

I'm partial to the early '80s adult contemporary stuff, but the wife can (and should) listen to the whole thing non-stop. I feel cheated that I only got 35 #1 hits instead of the advertised 40.

Personal Memory Associated with this CD: To be honest, this CD set doesn't quite fit the current theme as I purchased this compilation as a gift for my wife.



*I recently unearthed a CD carry case that my wife used to carry in one or more of our three former minivans.  This month, in the spirit of this blog's mission, I'll be listening to that case's contents.

Monday, July 11, 2016

Shania Twain - Come On Over (1997)


"MY WIFE BOUGHT WHAT?!?" FORTNIGHT* (JULY 1-14, 2016)

The 15th track is titled Rock This Country! and that also serves as the album's mission statement. As Christgau puts it,
Twain's latest incarnation obviously has nothing to do with country. Setting out into the vast unexplored territory separating Garth from Madonna, she and husband-producer-cowriter Mutt Lange glance over at Gwen Stefani and take a few tips from Lange's old charges the Cars before arriving at a new pop formula that's all flirtatious ebullience and lively hooks.
All songs written by Shania and her then-husband Mutt Lange, who put his signature sound on it and hit it big again. I imagine this was young Taylor Swift's favorite album for at least two full years around the time of release. The critics loved it and it topped the country album charts for 50 non-consecutive weeks in the years 1997-2000 (that's right - #1 in four calendar years). And I'm sure it was a ground-breaker in the world of country music. Nonetheless, there's still too much twang, fiddle, and slide guitar for this guy.

Update: In its 2020 list of The 500 Greatest Albums of All Time, Rolling Stone ranked Come On Over at #300.

Billboard, Nov 15, 1997, p. 67

Peak on the US Billboard Top 200 chart: #2

Tracks: The best song on the thing is the Adult Contemporary chart-topper You're Still The One, the rest all runs together for me. I'll take my Mutt with AC/DC or Def Leppard, thankyouverymuch. I thought the song Honey I'm Home was gonna be a Def Leppard rocker and then the chorus hit and suddenly I'm at a barn dance. I think my wife's fave on here was That Don't Impress Me Much (I don't think she was sending me a message with that, but who knows?).

Personal Memory Associated with this CD: I don't know exactly what happened, but somehow this CD got wet, so while the disc itself still plays, the liner note booklet is now an unopenable, solid mass of pulp I can't even slide out the jewel box tray.

I just had a vision of The Cult's Ian Astbury screaming, "CHECK THIS ONE!" and then band tearing into a rockin' fiddle solo. And that provided my morning chuckle.



*I recently unearthed a CD carry case that my wife used to carry in one or more of our three former minivans.  This month, in the spirit of this blog's mission, I'll be listening to that case's contents.

Sunday, July 10, 2016

All Saints (1997)



"MY WIFE BOUGHT WHAT?!?" FORTNIGHT* (JULY 1-14, 2016)

Who?

From the All Music: "BRIT Award-winning all-female vocal group whose soulful pop music first hit the charts in the late '90s."

From the Wikipedia: "British girl band"

From Mark: weak sauce Spice Girls wannabes (pun intended). I don't really want to listen to the Spice Girls, either. Not terrible, but not terribly interesting. For this type of music, give me Eternal.

Peak on the US Billboard Top 200 chart: #40

Tracks: Guessing my wife bought this for the lead track Never Ever, which charted at #4 in the Billboard Hot 100. It's a long, slow, repetitive shuffle that I kinda sorta remember. The album does contain some laughable covers of Under The Bridge and Lady Marmalade. The best song on the disc is Heaven.

Personal Memory Associated with this CD: Nope.



*I recently unearthed a CD carry case that my wife used to carry in one or more of our three former minivans.  This month, in the spirit of this blog's mission, I'll be listening to that case's contents.

Saturday, July 9, 2016

Bing Crosby - Sings Again (1986)


"MY WIFE BOUGHT WHAT?!?" FORTNIGHT* (JULY 1-14, 2016)

This is most likely the first time this particular disc has been played in full even though it's been in our possession for 25 years. A compilation of Crosby songs originally released 1931-1953, this CD was purchased because my wife couldn't get the tune Swinging On A Star out of her head (can't blame her - that thing is catchy as hell). Since this was in the first round of CD reissue cash grabs in the mid-to-late '80s, there's no liner notes other than titles and release dates. I wonder how the composers and arrangers feel about that. Back then, the CD was a new medium and it was license 'em, press 'em, and get 'em on the market quick. This was most likely the first Crosby CD compilation to be released. It's not bad, but I'd rather hear Sinatra.

I'm assessing a penalty for non-chronological sequencing.

The sound quality is amazingly solid for an early CD, maybe because it was compiled and restored by Steve Hoffman.

Peak on the US Billboard Top 200 chart: Did not chart

Tracks: There's no White Christmas here (odd for a Crosby compilation), so my favorites are the aforementioned Swinging On A Star, Beyond The Reef, and What's New.

Personal Memory Associated with this CD: Nope.



*I recently unearthed a CD carry case that my wife used to carry in one or more of our three former minivans. This month, in the spirit of this blog's mission, I'll be listening to that case's contents.

Thursday, July 7, 2016

Heart And Soul: New Songs From Ally McBeal Featuring Vonda Shepard (1999)



"MY WIFE BOUGHT WHAT?!?" FORTNIGHT* (JULY 1-14, 2016)

If some is good, more must be better, right? Well...maybe not. Sophomore slump, law of diminishing returns, regression to the mean, whatever you want to call it. A blatant attempt to get everybody some Christmas bonuses, this falls short on several counts:
  1. no variety - we've got a bunch of slow songs here (possibly a rainy morning CD?)
  2. no truth in advertising - they're not new songs, they're not all from the show, and there's no soul (for an example of a cover with soul, click here)
  3. no punch - song selection is weak
Even though it's a weakly Photoshopped picture, at least Vonda gets on the cover this time. (There's a couple more Photoshop fails in the booklet: are these women the same height or not?)



While we're talking bad photoshopping, allow me to get in the game, too:



Man, this post got off-topic quickly, huh? In my defense, I had to find something to occupy my mind since this album ain't doing it.

Peak on the US Billboard Top 200 chart: #60

Tracks: Nothing grabs me. There's a duet with Al Green that even he can't save. Rev. Green and Shepard change lyrics and their voices don't really work together, maybe because he's freakin' Al Green and she's "a second-rate Bonnie Raitt." Roy Orbison's song Crying is one of those songs that should never be covered, ever. She even makes a Beatles song sound dull. The best track is a Shepard original titled Confetti.

Personal Memory Associated with this CD: Nope

Previously revisited for the blog:
Ally McBeal: A Very Ally Christmas featuring Vonda Shepard (2000)
Songs from Ally McBeal featuring Vonda Shepard (1998)



*I recently unearthed a CD carry case that my wife used to carry in one or more of our three former minivans.  This month, in the spirit of this blog's mission, I'll be listening to that case's contents.

Wednesday, July 6, 2016

Songs from Ally McBeal featuring Vonda Shepard (1998)


"MY WIFE BOUGHT WHAT?!?" FORTNIGHT* (JULY 1-14, 2016)

Record exec: "Vonda, we've got good news and bad news for you. The good news: we're gonna release a CD of your recordings! The bad news: you won't get top billing and we're gonna put another woman's picture on the cover."



More covers than originals and that's fine with me. I like Vonda's voice just fine and the vague country-soft rock spin she puts on tunes. If I'm remembering the show correctly, Vonda played this music with her band as the characters interacted and occasionally mistreated her bar band as a live karoake back-up group. And that's the best way to listen to these tunes - as background music.

Billboard, May 30, 1998, p. 26
Compared to The Rembrandts. Ouch.

Peak on the US Billboard Top 200 chart: #7

Tracks: The better tracks are Hooked On A Feeling, You Belong To Me, Will You Marry Me?,  It's In His Kiss (The Shoop Shoop Song), and I Only Want To Be With You. According to imdb.com: "The song 'Tell him' by various different artists, including the original by The Exciters, written by Bert Berns, is featured in 52 out of 112 episodes.[sic]" I will not be re-watching the series to confirm that number.

Personal Memory Associated with this CD: I have vague memories of watching the TV show, mainly for the parade of pretty women. I don't remember how many seasons it lasted, but I'm pretty sure I didn't watch more than two (my crack research staff informs me it aired 5 seasons, 1997-2002).

Previously revisited for the blog:
Ally McBeal: A Very Ally Christmas featuring Vonda Shepard (2000)



*I recently unearthed a CD carry case that my wife used to carry in one or more of our three former minivans. This month, in the spirit of this blog's mission, I'll be listening to that case's contents.

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

Mariah Carey - Daydream (1995)


"MY WIFE BOUGHT WHAT?!?" FORTNIGHT* (JULY 1-14, 2016)

Easy to see why my wife picked up this pop/R&B-lite album: the lead single/lead track Fantasy samples that great groove from Tom Tom Club's Genius Of Love. My wife isn't the only one who liked it (I do, too), but it hit #1 on the pop, dance, adult top 40, R&B, mainstream top 40, and rhythmic charts. Let's see if the rest of the album measures up. 5 singles were released from the album in the US, so I'm guessing I'll know a lot of this album. Carey has been gifted with an amazing vocal instrument - my only complaint would be her overuse of melisma, a malady that has afflicted many a singer over the past quarter century, most likely in an attempt to be Mariah or Whitney. Someone with as much control over her voice as Mariah should use it more sparingly and more effectively like Aretha. But I'm picking at nits; this is a solid album for what it is. Allmusic, which seemingly uses a 3-to-5 star rating system, gives it 4.5 stars while rateyourmusic has it at 3.17 out of 5. I'm closer to the latter than the former.

Peak on the US Billboard Top 200 chart: #1 (6 non-consecutive weeks)
Peak on Billboard R&B albums chart: #1

Tracks: Overall, I likes. Fantasy is the best track; the cover of Journey's Open Arms is the worst track. Also good are Underneath The Stars, I Am Free, Melt Away, and the Daydream Interlude. Other skippable tracks are Always Be My Baby and Long Ago.

Personal Memory Associated with this CD: Nope.



*I recently unearthed a CD carry case that my wife used to carry in one or more of our three former minivans.  This month, in the spirit of this blog's mission, I'll be listening to that case's contents.

Blog post #1300

Monday, July 4, 2016

Celine Dion - Let's Talk About Love (1997)



"MY WIFE BOUGHT WHAT?!?" FORTNIGHT* (JULY 1-14, 2016)

It's July 4th, so I'm listening to a French Canadian. Go figure.

And there it is, on a sticker that takes up a quarter of the jewel case's front:



Never listened to this before. 15 tracks? 72 minutes? I can power through this. To be honest, I've got nothing against Celine herself - in fact, I actually enjoy her voice when it's in a lower, softer range. It's when she starts caterwauling/screaming overly emotive lyrics that I have to roll my eyes and shut off my ears. But this is one of the world's all-time best selling albums (currently #19 on that list, but who really knows) and has a truckload of Grammy awards, so feel free to ignore me.

Billboard, Nov. 29, 1997, p. 64


I count ten producers listed among the fifteen tracks, so the fact that there's any consistency is amazing. Naturally, I gravitate towards tracks produced by David Foster (particularly To Love You More) but not so much that they'll be ripped to my iTunes library. This is how the Adult Contemporary genre had devolved in the late '90s.

Turns out the album makes an appearance in the 33⅓ book series. Even with that promising title, I can't decide whether or not to give that one a read.



I'll put it this way: if you like My Heart Will Go On, you'll like this album. If a formula makes $$$ you can't blame her (and her label) for sticking with over-produced ballads.

Peak on the US Billboard Top 200 chart: (#1, one week)

Tracks: Nice to hear the Bee Gees on Immortality and there's little caterwauling in that one. Treat Her Like A Lady actually had me laughing out loud - oh sheesh [wipes tears from face]. Is that a gospel choir on a piece that isn't even remotely gospel? I've heard Tell Him - the duet with Babs - before; the two treat it more like a competition than collaboration. And a Leo Sayer cover stuck between two Corey Hart ballads (both better than Sunglasses At Night"). The token dance track, Just A Little Bit Of Love, makes me want to listen to CeCe Peniston do it better. Believe it or not, the track I most want to skip isn't My Heart Will Go On, it's the duet with Luciano Pavarotti.

Personal Memory Associated with this CD: I always wondered why an ED drug never licensed My Heart Will Go On for their advertising. Just change the word "heart" to "hard" and you've really got something there. Hi-yooooo! Thank you and good night.




*I recently unearthed a CD carry case that my wife used to carry in one or more of our three former minivans.  This month, in the spirit of this blog's mission, I'll be listening to that case's contents.